Appologies for lack of entries, not been having a very easy time here just lately.....kids are ok dont worry, its more me.

A question for you all

If you have taken out a bank loan, could it be possible for them to ring you out of the blue to ask you if you want a different interest rate?

I know its a silly question, and as i have never had a bank loan before i cannot answer it.

You would be doing me a massive favour if you know the answer.

love you all lots and lots

Joanne

 

ok I have something to share with you...it might be something or nothing.

I have a lump

it is in my mouth

I have seen the dentist and was straight away refered to the hospital as it has been there for at least a month and seems to be growing still

It doesnt hurt

I asked the dentist was it a nasty, he said he needed it to be checked, and that they will have to cut it out.

about an hour after i left the hospital rang....have never heard from them that quick before after a referal...so it spooked me a bit.

I promise i am trying to not worry about it...but its hard not to!

I will keep you up to date with what happens.

aparrently another woman has been missing in Ipswich for over a week now. that brings it to 3 dead and 2 missing...terrible, really terrible.

i need to buy new dinner plates...I had 6 now have 2. one has dissapeared from the house, have no idea at all where it is. bryce broke one...he was trying to help tidy up, charlie broke the other. we have to eat in shifts lol

this is going to be such a busy week. am going out for a christmas dinner tomorrow with weightwatchers. have Bethany's carol service on Wednesday. bryce's first nativity on thursday morning....he is a shepherd. charlies school concert on thursday afternoon......he is a shepherd lol they will be wanting a sheep. A meeting with social services thursday afternoon. bryce has his playschool party friday morning. Bethany has the mencap party on saturday. have you managed to keep up!!!!????!!!!

I'm off now to play a game on my pc....i am a games geek....you didnt know that did you.

love you all to bits

folow on to last entry..................

It was just announced on the news that a 4th girl has now been reported missing in ipswich.

Please god let her be safe, this is just terrible, especially at this time of year.

I'm off to watch a live news conference about it all on sky news.

This is all a bit too close to home for my liking and is really freaking me out big time......mum said i was silly as its only been prostitutes that have been murdered and i shouldnt worry....doesnt make me feel any better as i'm mostly on my own in the house at night.

please pray for these women

murders

i have just woken to find that there has been another murder.

this one is only 5 miles from where i live. that makes 3 in ipswich now. i am terrified i have to be honest.

i wish they could find who had done these terrible things.

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions".
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."

 

appologies for not being round much lately folks......i dont cope too well this time of year.....sorry!

love you all more than u know

joanne

1.	Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. he goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

2.	We also sleep in separate beds. Hiss is in Sydney and mine is in Melbourne.

3.	I take my wife everywhere, but he keeps finding her way back.

4.	I asked my husband where he wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" he said. So I suggested the kitchen.

5.	We always hold hands. If I let go, he shops.

6.	he has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker Then he said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!". So I bought him an electric chair.

7.	Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.

8.	I married Mr Right. I just didn't know his first name was Always.

9.	I haven't spoken to my husbandfor 18 months. I don't like to interrupt him.

10.	The last fight was my fault. My husband asked, "What's on the TV?".... I said, "Dust!" i found this and changed all the she's for he's, hers for his and wife to husband.......but it still makes sence!!!!!!! i think

Some things to ponder

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.
11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.
13. Think about this..., No one ever says "It's only a game." when his team is winning.
14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.
16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of OLD LADIES running around with tattoos? (And RAP music will be the Golden Oldies!)
18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
19. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.