HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL.

 HOPE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE IN 2008.

FOR ALL THAT ARE ILL LETS HOPE YOU ARE BETTER SOON.

FOR ALL THAT ARE SAD, A BIG HUG JUST FOR YOU.

ALL MY LOVE

JOANNE

p.s thank you for my xmas cards you sent Sara and Jan

As promised a few more pictures.

These were from the day we went and done our dolphin swimming.

I cannot even begin to explain the feelings i had the day we went to do this....it was a total rush, and even though everyone said the water was cold i felt all warm inside.

I must just add also that my children were absolutely brilliant the whole time we were away and were a credit to me.

Let me know when you have seen enough pics, i could be adding them for weeks at this rate lol.

lots and lots of love and kisses

Joanne

We are back from orlando!

feeling bad with the jet lagg at the moment so will put more photos up soon when i feel better, have got over 400 to choose from lol

hope you are all well

love joanne 

monday

lets hope virgin airlines dont serve mushy peas on monday when we go to Orlando!!!!

will catch up with everybody when we get back

take care all of you

love you all

Joanne

this and that

hello everyone how are you all.

yes i am still here, reading all of your journals daily as the alerts appear in my email in box or pop up on the screen.

have been having quite a rough time here of late. mostly problems with charlie boy and his new school. i was phoned last week to say he had had an accident and could i go up.....i said ok i will be as quick as i can...they said please asap there is an ambulance on ots way!

so off i race and get to school. no ambulance to be seen so i calmed down a bit. started walking through the school with a very worried receptionist. "it cant be that bad if i beat an ambulance" i said.....they are up the field with him already, was the reply i got!

so i ran....and ran....and ran. how i didnt pass out i will never know.

he was on a spinal board when i got there with neck colar on and loads of straps to keep him imoblised.

they then went on to give him morphine. at this point i was close to collapse myself.

went to the hospital and after he had been checked over by the doctor, while we were waiting to have xrays, he told me what had really happened. an older boy, year 11, picked him up and threw him to the ground as he thought my boy had spat at a girl!

you can imagine how i reacted.

i straight away phoned the school and told them what had happened and named the boy who had assulted mine.

we were finally discharged, although they wanted to keep him in for observation, with a wiplash and concussion, with strick instructions to have him with me at all time over the next few hours.

he still hasnt gone back to school as he is refusing to go...who can blame him.

on a nicer not we are off on our holiday to Orlando on the 26th November, so less that 2 weeks now! any good advice for me as regards to the travelling and things to do will be greatly welcomed!

take care everyone

still love you all lots!

Joanne

How to Make a Woman Happy

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food