A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions".
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
appologies for not being round much lately folks......i dont cope too well this time of year.....sorry!
love you all more than u know
joanne
9 comments:
JOANNE !! he he he he ...love Jan xx
You naughty girl. Seen it a few times but it is still funny. I do not cope well at this time of year either
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That's funny, LOL!!!!
Hugs and love,
Joyce
Joanne I wondered where you were ~ glad you made an entry and a funny one as well ~ you know we are always here for you ~ Ally
LOL! Cute joke, Joanne! I've missed you, but I can understand how you feel. This is never my favorite part of the year, but I still can never stay away from Jland! lol
Hugs
jackie
Nice one Jo!, It's the same here at Xmas......... That email is coming! lol
LOL that's good :-)
Jenny
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He he, that's funny :o)
((((( )))))'s for you m'dear, this time of year can be hard on people.
Sara x
Now I wonder where tou found that one, LOL!!!! It was a good one don't you agree? Hope all is well with you all and not getting too stressed over Christmas!
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