|1.||Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, |
some good food and companionship. he goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
|2.||We also sleep in separate beds. |
Hiss is in Sydney and mine is in Melbourne.
|3.||I take my wife everywhere, but he keeps finding her way back.|
|4.||I asked my husband where he wanted to go for our anniversary.|
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" he said.
So I suggested the kitchen.
|5.||We always hold hands. If I let go, he shops.|
|6.||he has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker|
Then he said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!".
So I bought him an electric chair.
|7.||Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. |
Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.
|8.||I married Mr Right. I just didn't know his first name was Always.|
|9.||I haven't spoken to my husbandfor 18 months. I don't like to interrupt him.|
The last fight was my fault. My husband asked, "What's on the TV?"....
i found this and changed all the she's for he's, hers for his and wife to husband.......but it still makes sence!!!!!!! i think