I got this in an email today........

omg i thought......

then i read it properly!!!!!

ENJOY

 

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do

not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase

everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks

within 20 feet of your computer.

 

It demagnetises the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms

your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses

subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It

will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.

 

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

 

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

 

It will drink ALL your beer.

 

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?

 

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting

company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with

Rogaine.

 

If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will

leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in

dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the

forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill

your skim milk with whole

milk.

 

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

 

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so

hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of

you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

 

Send this warning to everyone.

 

If you are a blonde, this is a joke!!!

 

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD Right now, as you read this, 17

Million Americans are having SEX! And look at you - you're on the

computer.

 

HOPE IT MADE YOU LAUGH